Don't F**king Call Me Cute!!

All right, listen up ‘cause shit’s about to get real.

Let me start off by saying that I’m pretty damn short. 4’10 ½ to be exact. (And yes, the half counts). I’ve also read articles where fellow short people have ranted about the feelings of anger (or white-hot rage) that the word “cute” induces. But this is my take on it.

Cute is a fine word in itself. A lot of things in this world are cute. A basket full of puppies? Cute. A red and white polka-dot dress? Cute. Louis Tomlinson? Cute. (AKA extremely sexy). But you get the point. It’s fine to describe things as cute when it fits but when it’s said with a condescending tone or even worse, when it’s preceded by “Awww”, it’s one of the most annoying things ever.

I am not cute. 

Don’t fucking call me cute!! I may be short and I may be (mostly) sweet but I’m an (almost) twenty-six year old woman (WOMAN) so please don’t refer to me as “cute” like I’m a kindergarten student. Because it makes me want to cut you and I will cut you. Or, at least, in my head I will, all the while wearing a “cute” smile on my face.

I’m not saying that I’d rather be called Queen Bad Bitch who is awesome, kicks ass, and lives life like a boss but I’m saying that I want to be called Queen Bad Bitch who is awesome, kicks ass, and lives life like a boss.

It’s not even about being short, either. Sometimes people feel the need to have a condescending attitude towards your endeavors or your hobbies or the things that you like. The list goes on. It doesn’t matter what it is. When it’s said, I can feel my blood boil and my eyes roll so far back into my head I can see my cute little brain. And then I get the overwhelming urge to choke a bitch.

I can picture it clearly—someone calls you cute so you respond with something like: “Hey fuck you, motherfucker.” And they just smile and say: “Aww that’s so cute!!” And that’s when I get arrested and go to jail for murder.

Look, if you want to compliment someone, then use the word “cute.” As long as it’s not condescending. I can’t help but laugh at the people who use it that way, though. It makes me wonder why they think they’re so great. You’re not cool so I don’t know why you are under the notion that you are or that anyone cares what you think.

Moral of this very short story? Don’t be the asshole who condescending calls someone “cute” because you look like an idiot and you’re probably going to get slapped. By me.

Though I suppose it doesn’t matter in the end. People can say what they want and they’re going to, whether you like it or not. It’s up to you to let it bother you. And remember, you can always kick someone’s ass and then pretend you didn’t do it. You’re so cute, after all. ;)

This was extremely, random, I know. It just popped into my head and I felt like writing it down. So, take it with a grain of salt!!

Random Musings #3

This is going to be mostly me blabbing about my vacation and everything I did as well as a few other little tidbits thrown in. 

Also, it's October. What?! I don't understand this. The year literally just started. Anyways, it is my birthday in two weeks--celebration!!!! I do love my birthday. It's fun, there's cake and people buy you stuff. What's not to like about that? Yes yes, I'm one of those people who look forward to their birthdays and get all excited. It's fun!!

So, vacation, where to even begin? We drove down to Florida. It wasn't so bad so much as it was long. I mean, after a while you just want to get there. But it wasn't so bad overall. We stopped and ate lunch in Michigan and Tennessee which was pretty cool. And then we stayed in hotels in Ohio and Georgia. Plus, road-tripping was cool when you pretend you're Sam and Dean from Supernatural. Or--not. I listened to so much music, watched movies on my iPod and read the books that I brought. 

And then we get to Florida!! (Fucking finally!!) We stayed in a condo and it was so perfect. It's the kind of place you wouldn't mind living in. It was spacious and had everything you could possibly need. My sister and I shared a room and had our own bathroom. There was a main TV with a DVD player in the living room and then a TV in each bedroom. We definitely got plenty of use out of that!! The Americans are so lucky because they have all of the good channels. It was awesome to watch Bonanza on TV. 

So, in short, it was freaking awesome!! We went to Disney World and both Universal Studios. I can't even describe how amazing Magic Kingdom is. There's something about being there that does something to you. Seeing all of these Disney things takes you back to your childhood. And of course the rides are crazy and amazing. Let me tell you, taking my parents on Space Mountain was hilarious. They and my sister were basically shitting their pants and my brother and I were laughing. Then they do this amazing light show on the Cinderella castle. It shows all of the Disney movies and there's music and it's just pure perfection. It hits you right in the feels as they say. And then they do the fireworks above the castle. Oh Lord, there's nothing like it and there are no words to describe the feeling it gives you. I was, no joke, almost near tears. I can't tell you why; it was just that magical. You feel inspired, like all of your dreams really can come true. I know it sounds hokey but it's the place itself. You can really feel it. 

Universal, both of them, were great. This was the first time seeing it for me so I was extra mesmerized by it all. There was a section that looked like Hollywood, California which is half of my life and then a section that looked like old New York which is the other half of my life. The rides were phenomenal and both Harry Potter worlds were beyond amazing!! Butterbeer is so good too. I had two cups. And I so would have had more but they were $5.50 a piece. 

And then there were the glorious pool days. The pool was a two minute walk from where we were staying. So you walked down this path by a nice lake with cool birds and tall trees and then you end up at the main clubhouse where the pool is. The pool is beautiful; clear blue and the perfect temperature. There are two hot tubs on either side of it and lawn chairs positioned all the way around it. I shit you not, it was perfect. Floating in the pool, relaxing in the hot tub and tanning in the sun while listening to Beach Boys music. (Yeah, yeah, sue me). One of the best feelings is when you are burning hot, either from lying in the sun or soaking in the hot tub, and you jump into the pool. I wish I could do that over and over!!

Overall, fucking amazing vacation. It was great being there with my entire family. We ate food that we don't have here (too much food) and just relaxed. And you don't even want to know the amount of things I bought for myself. But I'm happy and I'd gladly go back again. 

Now, back to life. Work obviously sucks in its normal way. And it's cold!! It's like October 1st hits and Mother Nature's like: "Well, I guess it's time for y'all to freeze so here you go!" Yeah. Thanks for that. Not. But at least I'm tanned, my birthday is soon and I know what I'm dressing up as for Halloween. 

General life updates: The Beach Boys thing is still going strong but there's something else that caused a mini-explosion to erupt. Newsies. Yeah, not a shock. But I'm talking about the Broadway play. I went to see it in July and then in August and I loved it. But the whole thing didn't hit until recently. I admit, I wandered onto the fan fiction website and I found some interesting stories to read. Which I'm still reading. And then I did something I haven't done in years. I wrote fan fiction. I was sure I'd never write it again but there was an idea that wouldn't leave me alone and so I did it. It was just a short one shot and I'm actually quite proud of it. Anyways, so now I'm listening to the Broadway soundtrack and learning the words and flipping out because it's so good!! Ahh!! 

Now this one is a bit more serious and laden with advice. My friends will know what I'm talking about (if they even still read this, I don't know) but it's good for anyone to know. Put simply: Life is short. There's no time to waste on people who don't give a shit about you. The only thing to do is cut them loose, more so if that's what they want and even if it really sucks. No one needs that kind of negativity in their life. Be happy and grateful for the people who care and fuck all the rest. It's as simple as that. 

So I guess that's it for now. I promise next week I'll go back to ranting about specific topics and not just random things!!